Column: The politician slim down challenge

This week’s column in The Cincinnati Post is a light-hearted look at a friendly bet among a few politicians – and maybe more – to see who can lose the most weight. It costs $50 to get in on the contest.

Hamilton County Commissioner David Pepper took some very funny and good-hearted jabs at fellow Democrat and Cincinnati City Council Member Jeff Berding about the contest and who would end up winning. I wish I could have printed them all. It gave me a good chuckle.

And it appears, as Pepper noted, that Leslie Ghiz, who originally wanted to be a part of the bet, may be the smartest of all of them. When she found out she had to post her weight on a board in Berding’s office in Cincinnati City Hall, she declined. Coupled with my writing about it, Pepper said she might have been the smartest of all of them.

Very funny stuff, indeed.

Now, I wonder if Cincinnati Mayor Mark Mallory will start a see-who-can-gain-the-most-weight contest. The number one comment I hear from people after they meet him: “He’s so skinny.” (Mallory often jokes about being the youngest of six children and having to fight to get scraps at the dinner table. It’s also known that he takes his eating seriously and gets agitated if he’s left hungry for too long.)

By the way, Pepper invited me to join the bet. Up to that point I had not suggested I was interested in partaking, which may be further testament to my unfitness. I have never been told I was out of shape in a more round about way. Uh, thanks, David. My wasting of $50+ monthly to the YMCA of Greater Cincinnati may now have to be better utilized.

I have not decided on my participation, but may have one obstacle to partaking in the fun: Getting into Berding’s office. I’ll leave it at that.

Column: Meet Jackie Danicki

This week’s column in The Cincinnati Post is about Londoner-turned-Cincinnatian Jackie Danicki. What intrigued me most about Jackie is that she chose to come to Cincinnati. With all the choices of places she could have gone, Cincinnati seemed the best fit.

I think it speaks volumes – though I realize she is only one person – about what Cincinnati has to offer. I like it here a lot. That shocks a lot of people. Yet this town offers so much and when you consider how much it offers for its size, you get a little blown away. So, I thought I’d tell Jackie’s story in the hopes it would inspire some locals and maybe a few who might be considering becoming one.

Plus, Jackie’s a nice person. I look forward to getting to know her better and showing her around town some more and meeting her fiance Antoine, who apparently has a serious love of politics. Oh, boy! I can’t wait.
Also, wrote a story about The Banks and Hamilton County Commissioner Todd Portune’s hope that if a deal isn’t made soon with the current master developer nominee, that focus can turn quickly to another.

Photo: Mayor and his Vice tour Crosley Mansion

Mallory and Tarbell tour Crosley mansionI always knew Powel Crosley, Jr.

My family had been members of the YMCA that bears his name in Springfield Township along Winton Road – across the street from the neighborhood where my grandma lives – for as long as I can remember. There was a big painted portrait of the famous Cincinnatian, radio pioneer and inventor of putting shelves in the door of your refrigerator right behind the front desk where we used to show our membership cards.

So, I was pretty excited to learn that Cincinnati Mayor Mark Mallory and Vice Mayor Jim Tarbell were going to tour Crosley’s Mount Airy Mansion. And even better, they were there to tout restoring the old house into a museum and quasi-conference center.

I think next it would be worthwhile to turn the old Crosley factory in Camp Washington (visible from Interstate 75, it’s the big, yellowish approximately 5-story building with the billboard/for-sale sign on top that has been graffiti’d to hell and back). That’s WLW-AM’s original broadcasting studio and where many notable entertainers would go to broadcast on the 500,000-watt behemoth known as the “nation’s station.”

In this photo, Mallory and Tarbell share a laugh with Dave (I lost his last name), the facilities director for Mercy Hosptial Mount Airy. They were in Crosley’s spacious home office, where Tarbell had come across a secret closet that apparently was designed as a gun rack. The Crosley home is on the grounds of the hospital.

Also, the photo that accompanies this story (which I also shot) is inside the bathroom off this office, just a few feet away. Besides the stunning Rookwood Pottery, the bath’s shower had body jets, those nozzles that spray water on the body below the top nozzle. It also had leg-level air heaters built into the pottery. Amazing for a place built in 1927 and 1928.

Photo: Coroner demonstrates how cop shooter killed himself

In attempt to remove any doubt about how events transpired during a shoot out with police March 9, Hamilton County Coroner O’dell Owens called a press conference to give the cause of death of the shooter.

During the press conference Owens held a photo and used his hand to demonstrate how 23-year-old Matt Hutchinson held the gun to his temple, pressing it against his flesh and pulled the trigger. The photo Owens is holding is not of Hutchinson, but a stock photo used in demonstrations of this kind of death.

Though I only did cursory reporting on this story and did not delve too deeply into it, no matter what side you look at – from the two officers who were shot (but are going to be OK) or the family of the shooter and his two friends in the car with him who may or may not have been a contributors to this situation (they’ve been charged by police) (and not to mention the officers who were not shot but were caught up in this horrible situation) – this is a sad story all the way around.

Owens demonstrates shot to head

Ben Harder should avoid writing stories like this

Journalists need to be a little perverted. Or at least someone, preferably on the copy desk, should have lurid, disgusting, nasty tendencies and thoughts every so often as to avoid the unpleasant feeling you get when pick up a newspaper or see a Web site headline that suggests something unintended.

Courtesy of The Washington Post we get what might be the first time a specific assignment should have been given to a different reporter. This one is certainly “Special to The Washington Post.”

Column: Fountain Day?

I’ll keep this short because the Cincinnati Blog beat me to it, but this week’s column in The Cincinnati Post Fountain Square - winter - shortly after remodel is about 3CDC Fountain Square Managing Director Bill Donabedian’s plan to create a little fun around the water being turned back on to the Tyler Davidson Fountain March 27. It’s a wild and wacky idea – but a fun one – that could be a neat way to celebrate our city and the return water to the city’s centerpiece.

What do you think of the idea?

Special Tarbell parking

Tarbell's parking spaceThe ubiquitous scooter and its even more ubiquitous fun-loving owner had their own special parking space this morning at California Woods Nature Perserve for the annual “Pancakes in the Woods” event to raise money for nature education. It’s like a sign was even necessary for the famous red scooter.

Both Vice Mayor Jim Tarbell and Council Member David Crowley shared flapjack flippin’ duty during the four-hour event. Also seen at the event were Council members John Cranley and Chris Monzel, as well as Park Board Director Willie Carden and Community Development and Planning Director Michael Cervay.

More than 400 people were expected for a $6 breakfast of pancakes, sausage and maple syrup made right on the preserve, said Brewster Rhodes, a board member for the nature perserve and regional representative for Ohio Gov. Ted Strickland.

For the record, the food was delicious and the park is beautiful. There’s plenty of trails in the natural growth park, just east of Lunken Airport along Kellogg Avenue. Pancakes or not, I’d highly recommend checking the place out.

For another photo of the event, see Monday’s .

Open records requests cause officials to go “ballistic”

I suspect the general public either doesn’t care or doesn’t get it – maybe both. But having readily available open government records is key to having government do its job well and fairly. It’s not just a way for reporters to give elected officials and bureaucrats a hard time, as some have suggested. Not even a little bit (though admittedly the more open the laws make the records the easier the job is for reporters, which then pays off for the public through better reporting about the government).

That’s why we have Sunshine Week, a yearly reminder to everyone how important it is to have open access to the government and its documents and meetings. Often, a “Sunshine Week” gives a media organization a good reason to conduct open records audit in conjunction, like was done splendidly last year (not during Sunshine Week) by journalism students at Ohio University.

You wudda thought government officials, at least in Ohio, would have learned from OU’s audit. Apparently not.

This year, a group of journalists and concerned citizens across the nation from the American Society of Newspaper Editors, the Coalition of Journalists for Open Government and the National Freedom of Information Coalition went around to emergency management agencies requesting county plans for responding to natural disasters, hazardous materials spills and terrorism.

The Dayton Daily News has the story where in Ohio the requests sent officials into a frenzy, described by Warren County Emergency Management Services Director Frank Young, as some “going ballistic.” And by that we mean, an 88-county alert sent by the Ohio State Highway Patrol to get more information about one of the volunteer requesters – who go anonymously as just citizens to test the system.

And if that doesn’t concern you, I don’t know what will. This is, after all, your government, folks.

Special thanks to alert journo Holly Robinson for the tip, who also tipped us these two accompanying stories on the same topic:

Nationwide Sunshine Week audit finds data guarded both legally, illegally

Sunshine Week questions and answers

George Clooney could be my boss (or his dad)

With the impending demise of The Cincinnati Post, rumors are rampant. I don’t think I’ve been asked the same question (“So, what’s going to happen to The Post?”) so many times since high school, when we all got the, “So, what are your plans after you graduate?” It’s starting to drive me nuts.

But this latest rumor, printed by CityBeat and further perpetuated by The Daily Bellwether, is that Cincinnati native, world famous actor and chick magnet George Clooney would buy The Cincinnati Post and turn it over to his dad, veteran newsman and all-around good guy, Nick Clooney, to manage as publisher.Nick and George Clooney

For the record, I think it’s a swell idea. From my brief conversations with Nick Clooney and with those who have known him professionally, he’s a stand-up journalist. Whether this all happens or not, well, I’m not counting my still-sealed, mint condition DVD copies of “Good Night and Good Luck” before they, uh…whatever.

I doubt any of the Clooneys will read this. George doesn’t return my calls (I don’t feel bad, he doesn’t call Heather French back either). Nick professes to not own a computer (though a recent blip in his column indicated his dog did something to his keyboard) and Nina…well, Nina might read this… And if you are, Nina, please pass this along to George and your nice husband. Let’s talk. I can introduce you to some of the Scripps folks. Let’s take some of the Bellwether’s ideas and mix in some good, old journalism practices and make ourselves a successful newspaper. You know how to reach me.

Meet Cincinnati’s greatest orator, Milton Dohoney

Milton Dohoney during MLK speech at CarnegieFrom the I’ve-been-meaning-to-do-this file, comes the audio of Cincinnati City Manager Milton Dohoney, Jr.’s riveting Martin Luther King, Jr. Day speech, given at the Carnegie Visual + Performing Arts Center in Covington on Jan. 15, 2007.

I nearly wept in my chair. That’s how good it was. And Dohoney? Isn’t he the humble, quiet, seemingly shy city manager who would rather not do press interviews and concentrate on his job and stay out of the nasty politics that can be the third floor of City Hall? That’s the one.

Well, apparently he has another side to him, one that can bring people to their feet, make them hoot and holler, all while delivering a deep, impactful message. And that’s what I got to see Jan. 15 when Dohoney spoke to a smallish crowd in Covington.

I was there to cover the event for The Post and I chose to record the speech. Now you get to hear it, and I believe you’ll want to because I think Milton Dohoney gave the best speech by any political/government figure in Greater Cincinnati I have ever heard – and we have some good orators in this area. But now I think you’ll agree – Dohoney’s the best.

You can listen to it here (or download it by right-clicking and choosing “save as”). The audio isn’t the best, but it is listenable.

Right after the speech, I ran downstairs from my balcony seat just to ask Dohoney what had gotten into him. You’re the shy, quiet guy, I told him.

He just softly smiled and said, “It just comes from in here,” holding his hand up to his chest.