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Some days are like this cookie

Joe Wessels — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 22:30:57 +0000

Originally uploaded by hjoew

Devouring this does create a sense of temporary relief from the
feelings felt prior to eating.

Jerry Springer is Satan’s first friend on PC World’s fake Facebook page

Joe Wessels — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 17:01:00 +0000

Technology publication “PC World” created a “Facebook page they would like to see” for Satan (the devil, Beelzebub, Lucifer). It’s pretty funny – espeically for local Cincinnatians – who see that former Cincinnati mayor and current talk show host Jerry Springer is Satan’s first friend (or last friend, I suppose – but at the top of the page).

PC World's fake Facebook page for Satan

Where are Joe and his Dad now?

Joe Wessels — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 13:41:22 +0000

Today, along with my Dad, Hermann, I am traveling west to just south of St. Louis (in Illinois) to pick up a car. Right now Pops is in the driver’s seat and I am in the front passenger seat, all teched out, with my mobile broadband card keeping me fully tethered to the online world, power inverter keeping my laptop charged, GPS unit suctioned to the window and my iPhone sitting on the dashboard. Listening to the iPod over the car radio.Â I love gadgets.

If you want to see where we are and the progress we are making, the map below will make that easy. No guarantee it will be constantly updated. But it is right now.

GPS tracking powered by InstaMapper.com

You can also track me through my Facebook page, www.facebook.com/joewessels

Joe Bundy

Joe Wessels — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 23:22:53 +0000

Joe Bundy

Originally uploaded by hjoew

Zoo family portait

Joe Wessels — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 17:28:53 +0000

Zoo family portait

Originally uploaded by hjoew

Back at the Cincinnati Zoo, I got a photo taken with some of the family.

Best Zoo photo today: Alligator eating baby

Joe Wessels — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 21:10:09 +0000

Best Zoo photo today: Alligator eating baby

Originally uploaded by hjoew

Someone had this already set up when Court and I walked by it at the
Cincinnati Zoo.

Shadowhare’s real name revealed

Joe Wessels — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 22:46:18 +0000

A Cincinnati police officer has revealed local super hero as none other than “Cleveland Cummins.”

Information apparently revealed during conversation with the regular-citizen-turned-crime fighter.

Unknown residence, age or other pertitent vital information.

Will update as new information becomes available.

Cincinnati superhero Shadowhare makes downtown apprehension

Joe Wessels — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 19:31:02 +0000

Local Cincinnati super hero Shadowhare and his sidekick Silver Moon were seen downtown recently in Piatt Park making an apprehension. Using his 20,000-volt stun ray, he shocked me – yes, me – into submission. I have no further comment at this time.

Hummers are back! (Bet you’re happy.)

Joe Wessels — Sun, 17 May 2009 14:09:18 +0000

Hummers are back at the Farbach-Werner Nature Preserve in Groesbeck (Colerain Township, near Cincinnati).

This sign is proof why it is always a good idea to run anything written publicly by the sickest, most twisted, perverted minds before releasing it. Otherwise you might get people buying those $5 annual park passes for exactly the wrong reason. Meanwhile, though, I find it pretty funny. HUMMERS!

On Segway tour of Cincinnati

Joe Wessels — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 20:49:58 +0000

On Segway tour of Cincinnati

Originally uploaded by hjoew

In Eden Park, Memorial Grove. Great time!