Never know what’s going to turn up on the Internet(s), but today I was directed to a Web site for – apparently – car racing enthusiasts (or at least written by one). The poster thinks he may have an idea that no elected leader around here has ever had – but should have. Officials should close down Interstate 275 – the nearly 84-mile circle freeway that wraps around Cincinnati – and let cars race on it.
The Web site, “GearBits,” which bills itself as “tech, culture, ideas, opinions,” thinks it would be a “road rally for the everyman.”
As much fun as I think it would be to get the Audi out there and see how fast it could go (the manual says the governer kicks in at 130 MPH), I find this idea to be, frankly, dumb. At least Mr. Poster-man thinks his idea is “99 percent likely never to bear fruit.”
I would agree, except that maybe I’d just go ahead and round up the chances to an even 100 percent.
But in the mini-research I did for this post, I did find out that I-275, as we “locals” call it, actually is officially the “Donald H. Rolf Circle Freeway.” Come to think of it, I believe I have seen a sign to that effect along the route. And come to think of that, who the hell is Donald H. Rolf?
Rolf Way is also the longest circle freeway in the country, according to Wikipedia, and the only one to travel through three states. Who knew? I think Interstates – Rolf Way, in this case – are nice for getting to my sister’s and parents’ and grandma’s house faster, but beyond that they suck. Gimme a streetcar.